This table is fucking boring.
Now it's awesome!
This is actually the original glass top for the thing. I think I got this table at a garage sale for $20 like a million years ago. It was white, and it had an MDF top under the glass that was SUPER gross and water-damaged. I threw it away, and sprayed the table black.
It spent a lot of time being a table on my back porch, where it went great with the black wicker chairs. Then it spent some time in my living room, being a pain in the ass with a silver fake-o Moroccan tray on it.
But it needed to be SHINY. SHINY!!!!
Now it is awesome.