It'd been a floor model. For a long, long...long...long time, it would seem:
But, never fear! It only took about half an hour to remove the old (grungy, red, microfiber) cover, separate it into its pattern pieces and use them to make a new cover...
|the little hooties that go around the posts under the back|
TADA! New clean chair that coordinates with the color scheme that will be in the room once I finish painting things, and get some real flooring down over that green-painted concrete: