At the end of the last post, I'd just finished assembling this thing. In case you're curious, it went a little something like this. Ignore the measurements on the paper; things got adjusted a bit when I realized the actual measurements of the MOPPEs are not exactly what Ikea's website say they are. But this is the general idea of how the thing went together. Essentially, I just made a house for the MOPPEs to live in - top, bottom, sides, and dividers in between each column of MOPPEs. Everything was glued together and/or joined with glue and dowels.
I decided not to put feet on this thing, as it was already 38" high, and that's tall enough for me. I keep a fishtank on top of this thing, and there's only so high I can reach to clean the tank, you know?
After all the glue was dry, I sanded and stained the entire thing, then clear-coated it with Polycrylic to protect the wood. Most of this thing only has a single clear coat; the top got three coats, to be on the safe side - again, because I keep a fishtank on top of it. All the drawers are very different, because of the wood that Ikea uses in the MOPPEs. I think it's kind of neat.
Adventures in engineering: how the heck did I get this from the detached garage into the house, over a rocky pebble driveway? I used a pair of 5' shelf boards I had laying around. I slid the unit onto one, and laid the second in front. Slid the unit onto the second one, moved the first one to the front, and so on. It took a minute, but it worked beautifully, and even allowed me to ramp the unit up over the front step and the threshhold without incident. Whew!
54 drawers got stained, sanded, and clearcoated. 54 knobs (3/4" screw buttons) were glued in place, and then 54 label holders, labels, and 108 of the tiniest screws I'd ever seen.
Lastly, 54 papers were inserted, and the drawers went into the unit:
And it's done! That was both a ridiculous amount of work (look at the size of this thing! (Cut the chatter, Red 2), and hardly any work at all. All this really entailed was building a frame to house a bunch of pre-made boxes, which were all glued in place. I had the shelf boards that I used for the top, bottom, sides, and dividers cut to length and width at the hardware store; I only did a little adjusting on my saw at home to make sure things fit perfectly.
So, what happens to the Ikea FORHOJA cart that used to occupy this space?
More on that soon.









