Broken Table Win!

What do you do with a dumb little Ikea table that finally breaks after you've refinished it umpteen times and have never really been happy with it?

This:  

• A gigantic candlestick (with a paper towel roll on it. 
• An Ikea FORNSBRO side table (which looked like this, originally) 

Plus this...

• The BEST GLUE EVER.  
• black paint (the same as I used on the dressing table in my bedroom recently) 

Equals this: 

EPIC. 

...now, what do I do with it?  It's very short - maybe 22" high. Coffee table height. Too short for a night stand, or a side table in the living room.  Hmm...

When next we meet - the reason I painted for FOUR FREAKING HOURS tonight.  

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