One-third of the solution for this?
Mmm...maybe not. Too short! I'd thought it was the right height, but I guess I measured wrong. I have no idea what happened there.
Not that it's a huge deal. My backup plan was to paint it red and use it in my workshop as a little rolling tool-cart, like a slightly-less-cool-but-just-as-cute version of these things:
And I got all set up to prime it last night, too, until I realized that the top drawer of the thing is locked...and that I've lost the key for it. AUGH!!!! I remember, when I was moving it out of my office, that I locked it and then put the key "in a safe place" so that I wouldn't lose it. Now I just have to remember where that might be.